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10 BEST THINGS TO TELL A WOMAN

WHAT TO TELL WOMEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET INTO BED:

1) You're so much fun to be with.

2) (If she's really pretty) I think you're the smartest person I know.

3) (If she's not so pretty) You're the sexiest woman I know by far.

4) I love the way you carry yourself, your posture, your expression, your attitude -- confident but approachable. Nothing is sexier.

5) Love the sound of your voice, throaty, sexy, mischievous.

Don't restrict yourself to just one of the above. Fact is, just when you think you're overdoing it, she's just starting to hear you. If you keep on complimenting her, making her feel unique and special, then even if she's not that attracted to you, she'll become addicted to being around you -- after all, you're the guy who makes her feel so good about herself. If you're eloquent enough, she just may slip out of her panties for you.

WHAT TO TELL WOMEN WHO'VE BEEN GOING TO BED WITH YOU FOR OVER 4 MONTHS:

1) Did you see that good-looking guy at the party -- he was trying to look up your skirt all night long.

2) My friend Donny (your handsomest friend) thinks you're really hot.

3) This is Johnny Dep (or her favorite actor) slipping his hand under your skirt. (It's good old you, of course)

4) You've fallen asleep on a pile of coats at a party, and I'm a sexy stranger who's snuggling up next to you.

5) I'm not so sure I want you wearing that tight blouse anymore when we go out at night -- it gives me such a hard on and I'm sure it's doing it to every other guy in the room, too.

The point is, once you've been sleeping with a woman for a few months, she's going to get bored, way more bored than you. That's just how women are. If you want the fucking to be great, you're going to have to feed her sense of fantasy. If your nose is going to get all out of joint at the thought of her fantasizing about other guys, then, pal, you're condemned to a shitty sex life. On the other hand, if you're willing to indulge her a bit, she's going to squeeze your cock like it's never been squeezed before.

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