Wednesday

IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE A WHORE?

alright, here's a fantastic way to plumb your woman's potential for being a whore: it's simple, it's fun, and it's frighteningly telling. let's say you've just gotten into bed. you're in the mood -- you snuggle over to her and press your dick against her ass -- and she's not. come on, you say, it's been 3 days. i'm way too sleepy, she replies, and, besides, i've set the alarm for 6 -- got to get into work early, big presentation. you lie there for a minute or two, silent, thinking this sucks...i really want to get laid...if we don't do it tonight, she's just going to have another lame excuse tomorrow night....this could go on for weeks. well, partner, here's what we're going to do about it. tell you what, you say to your woman, what if i give you all the money on my night table -- right now. will you screw me then? what??!! she's going to respond. what are you talking about??? i just stopped at the atm and got out some money -- 180 bucks to be exact. if you let me have sex with you -- and i'll do all the work mind you -- i'll give you the entire wad right now. what! that's ridiculous, she'll say. why would you want to do that?! because i'm so phenomenally attracted to you, i just have to have you right now. what do you say? 180 bucks. i'll give it to you right now. i don't know, she'll say....i'm not sure i like the idea of this. 180 bucks. right now. reach over to your night table and hand it to her. here, you say, it's all yours. count it. i believe you, she'll say. i just don't know. i'd feel a little funny. don't, you say, it'll be great. at this point scoot down under the sheets, shimmy up under her nightie, and begin going down on her. you're crazy, she'll say -- but you'll notice she's not stopping you. you'll also notice she's not returning your money. okay, now scoot up her body and slip your dick into her. wow, this is weird, she'll say -- i feel like a prostitute. don't be ridiculous, you say...at this point, you'll discover she's really getting into it, she likes the idea, she likes the money, it's the easiest 180 bucks she's ever made, she's getting laid, and to top it all off she's getting to experience what every single woman since the beginnning of time has wondered about: what's it like to be a whore, to fuck for money -- it'll turn her on like you wouldn't believe. of course, it can also get kind of expensive, so you only want to do this when you're flush. let me know how your women respond? my experience in this situation has been fantastic.

1 Comments:

At 4:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god, I kinda like this idea..(HA!-WHORE!!)

 

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