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Rationalization #39: "MY BOSS IS A JEWISH CARPENTER."

Well, aren't you morally superior, you simpering little turd. What you're really saying, ass-breath, is that you're terrified your REAL boss, be he gentile, moslem or jew, is going to throw you out on your butt because he realized from the start what a lazy, self-absorbed, gutless, no talent piece of shit human resources had sent him -- overpaid even at the twelve bucks an hour before taxes you're currently bringing home.

Have you ever noticed that you never see one of those jewish carpenter bumper stickers on, say, a lexus or jag or escalade. nope, they're always on some rusted out beat to shit old chevy nova or hundai or kia. h'mmmm, now why would that be???

yeah, pal, i guess when your REAL boss makes one hundred times what you're making, drives a better car, fucks better pussy, eats better cuts of meat, and plays golf at a private club while you're hacking the ball around on a virtual cow pasture, you've got to find some way to feel good about yourself. so you hook into what's a glorified fairy tale in the first place. you're a really good person. you report to a higher power. some guy who's been dead for about two thousand years now. what kind of christmas bonus do you think you're going to get from this dude? two pounds of incense and a kilo of myrrh?

4 Comments:

At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the best one so far.

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know why you never see a bumper sticker like that on a Lexus or any other expensive car... it's because those individuals are ungrateful, self-absorbed, jerks, like yourself, that fail to recognize God for anything good in their lives. Those that are proud to display their faith are 10 times more generous, forgiving, and friendly than any of those that have money. They rely on their faith to get them through life and will undoubtably be reward when they get to heaven.
I understand that there are some none believers out there, but don't criticize people for their faith - it's their choice.
Besides wouldn't you rather live your life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live your life as if there isn't and die to find out there is (Albert Camus).

 
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pray for you, may Christ open your eyes and heart!

 
At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How sad that someone could be so eaten up with resentment that they are unable to grasp the concept of a loving, patient, forgiving God. If any needs a higher power, it's the person who wrote this comment. I grieve for you as your anger and resentment eat you alive and shorten your life.

 

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