Thursday

THE JOY OF WHINING

Last week, some cocksucker who apparently has nothing to do with his pathetic excuse of a life enters a comment on this blog accusing me of recycling some of my "rationalizations." Well, you know something, pal? Said cocksucker, and I don't use the word as a pejorative, said cocksucker is right. T'was a lazy blog. I was tired. I was drunk. I was paralysed. I felt the need to feed you ravenous, world-weary cocksuckers something new, but my brain was empty. I was fresh out of those wonderful little excuses we use to paint over our monstrous jealousy, our devastating self-loathing.

But are you cocksuckers any help? Do you offer any of your own? Do you ever add more than one measly little comment for every twenty of my heart-wrenching blogs? Nooooooooo....you just sit back and let me do all the grousing, greedily scouring my entries to see if anything makes you snigger, letting me work myself into a frenzy of rage and ranting...then dumping me for some sapphic-erotica-video-mania so you can jerk off and fall asleep in your own jism, you lazy, fucking, free-loading, anti-creative jack offs.

Sure, I took the evening of June 15th off; but if you media-devouring slugs don't give me any help -- and we both know the celebrity-worshipping citizenry of this land is an endless fountain of excuses to coat over their staggering non-entityness -- well, then, you're going to get a lot more recycling, pal. I can't handle this job, and we all know how important it is, all by myself.

6 Comments:

At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, since I am a loser, I don't care what being called. Since you ask for help and the number of response is matter to you, here you goes.

 
At 10:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) I called my self second best so poeple won't think I am the worst. I didn't get in Harvard, but I got in Columbia. Still a good shool right?

 
At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2) I call my self second best. So I am not the worst. Not a total loser. My girlfriend is not Miss America. She just got the second place.

 
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3)I call my self second best. OK I am not perfect. I can get drunk, being rude to people and still feel good about my self

 
At 10:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4) I call myself second best even I didn't get .com and .net. Maybe I should have been called the third best. So what, you losers can't tell the difference any way.

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call myself second best. Let's face it, people think themself the best or losers. Did you ever hear people call themself second best. So I am special. If I keep calling myself the second best, I might get a movie deal.

 

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