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"IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO TO COLLEGE, IT'S WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT."

I see, you didn’t get into Harvard or Yale, so it’s good old West Wyoming Technical for you. Why? Because not only were you a lazy slug in high school, you were dumb on top of it – pitiably dumb. Frightfully dumb. College board scores? As you say, let’s not even go there.

So come late August, it’s off to W.W.T., where you plan, for the first time in your life, to really buckle down. Yep, buckle down to Wyoming weed, local brews, and lots and lots of whacking off. ‘Cause face it, pal, you’ve got the attention span of a fruit fly. Even if W.W.T. offers courses like “Saddling Up 101,” there’s still a textbook to read. And you and reading just don’t go together, unless, of course, there’s pictures – pictures of naked chicks being penetrated by big, thick dicks.

So fuck it. Have a good time out there in Why-oming. Learn to ride a horse, grow your own weed, spot the difference between a sheep and a goat. You won’t last a semester, but when you list W.W.T. on your resume, no one’ll check. That’s the way it is these days. And when the guy at the job interview says, “Huh, West Wyoming Tech? Never heard of it,” just look him in the eye, real serious-like, and declare, “Hey, it’s what you put into college that counts.” He’ll understand.

1 Comments:

At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's face it. Most of the undergrads in Harvard are losers as well. It is the graduate school and faculties make the school great.

 

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