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"I WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN ON HER BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER."

Oh, my god, you pathetic little pussy! No wonder you're a disaster with women. Don't like the taste? Don't like the smell? Sounds to me like you'd rather have your mouth around a cock. Or up your ass. Christ, anybody can go down on a girl fresh from the shower. It's like nibbling on a chicken breast -- no taste whatsoever. A real man likes his women on the gamey side -- a little spicy, a little fishy, a little roquefort-y, a little saucy.

Like I've always said, for some men eating pussy's an acquired taste. Still don't like it? Practice. First on tuna, then when you're used to that, step up to sardines, then, when you've mastered that -- ANCHOVIES. Oh, man, there's nothing like a pungent, piquant pussy. Unless, of course, you're gay. Then there's nothing worse. It's a fool-proof test, my friend. You love going down there? You're hetero. You don't? Start your collection of show tunes.

1 Comments:

At 9:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the E-man on vacation?

 

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