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YEAH, BUT WILL THE AUTISTIC KID WHO THREW DOWN ALL THOSE BASKETS ACTUALLY GET ANY QUALITY PUSSY??

everybody's fucking falling all over themselves celebrating jason mcelwain, the skinny weirdo they put in the game at the very end of a b-ball game who somehow made a whole bunch of three pointers -- and then when the game ended everybody ran on the court and hoisted the kid to their shoulders and clapped him on the back, and even the coolest kids, you know the good-looking, self-confident ones, the athletes and cheerleaders, were all quoted as saying what a great fucking kid old jason is....but what i want to know is this -- will the sweet-pussied blond cheerleader with the blue eyes give the kid any? i mean if he's such a great kid and all then how about throwing him a little skirt steak...huh, sister? or is your manic enthusiasm for we're all such great friends here at old greece-athena high stop at the panty line. poor bastard, makes all those great shots, and the only one that'll offer it up for him is the autistic girl in his class, who you wouldn't want to fuck if she had a salma hayak mask on.

1 Comments:

At 12:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...you are an original fucker aren't you? I'll let you figure out if this is sarcasm or if I'm being straight with you. You seem to understand a lot of things about the human condition. No doubt from your deep pool of wisdom. I'm sure that helps bunches in your writing.

 

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