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WISHFUL THINKING RATIONALIZATION

"ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY."


TRANSLATION: I am pitifully lazy, have a short attention span, no work ethic, and a serious drinking problem. I never do today what I can put off until next month. In fact, I never do anything without putting it off. This makes me feel shamefully, morbidly guilty....which in turn makes me drink even more.

Consequently, I get fired from every low-paying job I manage to get and have a shitty apartment, a crappy car, cheap lousy clothes, and shabby unshined shoes. The only way I can bear facing the public is to present myself as a devil-may-care,fun-loving, live-for-the-moment party animal. Thus, I ridicule anybody who gets in early, works hard, shows ambition, is concerned about getting ahead. Prigs, I call 'em. Stick-in-the-muds. Party poopers. All in a futile attempt to hide my jealousy.

Fact is, all work may make Jack dull alright, a rich, powerful, successful, Porsche-driving dull boy who attracts hot chicks who are dying to hook up with him.

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