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RATIONALIZATION #17 -- ROVER'S PASSING

"I HATED TO PUT OLD ROVER DOWN, BUT I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER KNOWING HE'S FOUND PEACE."


TRANSLATION: Actually, "old" Rover was only nine years old, but the vet said the operation to fix his leg was going to run $1,800; and so much as you loved "old" Rover you certainly weren't going to blow your precious pot money on a mutt who peed in the kitchenette, shat in the bedroom, and got hair on every single surface in your squalid little studio apartment. So, bye, bye, Rover, I can feel you looking down on us from heaven.

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