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LOSER RATIONALIZATION #37

"GETTING FIRED WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME."


Translation: Getting fired was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Yes, the job was horrible, boring, and barely paid ten bucks an hour. But the sad fact is, it was all I was qualified for. My mind wandered constantly, I got in late almost every morning, and, as hard as I try, I have a terrible work ethic. The reports I filed were poorly researched, disjointed, and pretty much useless. My fear is it's going to take months to land a new job, and I doubt that I'll find anything that pays what I was making. Frankly, I'd be scared shitless of being homeless, but I don't think my mother has the guts to kick me out. She has this berserk phobia of living alone. So that's one thing going my way. Know anybody who needs a personal assistant or a dog walker or something?

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