Friday

BEAUTIFUL-WOMEN-HAVE-NO-INTEREST-IN-YOU RATIONALIZATIONS

Overheard in bars, clubs, and parties in Manhattan just last month (would love to hear yours):

1) SHE'S A REAL AIRHEAD

2) I PREFER A WOMAN WITH A LITTLE MEAT ON HER BONES

3) THE TROUBLE WITH MODELS AND ACTRESSES IS THEY'RE ALL NARCISSISTS

4) THE SECOND SHE OPENED HER MOUTH I LOST ALL INTEREST

5) THE CHICK'S NOTHING BUT A GOLD-DIGGER

6) YOU DON'T WANT A WOMAN YOU'RE GOING TO OUTGROW SIX MONTHS AFTER YOU MARRY HER

7) IT'S ALL ABOUT HER

8) I GOT A SIMPLE RULE: I DON'T DATE CHICKS WHO SMOKE

9) I JUST CAN'T PICTURE BRINGING HER HOME TO MEET THE FAMILY

10) I FIND THE PRETTIER THE GIRL THE WORSE SHE IS IN BED

1 Comments:

At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fake boobs are awful ...

(even though i don't really know what they feel like0

 

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