1) Says things like, "I'm passionate about film" but hasn't actually seen one in over a year.

2) Worries that it is robbing him of his drive to meet a girl, but still masturbates at least twice a day.

3) Tells herself that temping for $9.50 an hour is only temporary, yet has been doing it for the last three years.

4) Has at least 2 friends who make more in a month than he does in a year.

5) Actually believes she's thrilled for her friend who makes more in a week than she does in a year.

6) Fantasizes that he's on the Apprentice and gets hired by Donald Trump.

7) Brings his laundry back home to his mother -- shamelessly.

8) Sleeps well past noon every Saturday and Sunday, despite vowing to get out and "hit the museums."


At 7:22 PM, Anonymous lonely and skittish said...

TWO times a day? and how can it hurt my chances if I don't have any to begin with.

At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just avoid doing laundry altogether.

At 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i'm no loser at 25, just a kid still! give me an f'in break man!

At 12:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to India for a year to find myself

At 3:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But how cool is it to hit a museum alone?

At 4:27 AM, Blogger Kelly Sue said...

Laundry mats are so depressing.


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