Thursday

More Loser Rationalizations

1) My kid’s a late bloomer.

2) I’m sure I have a very high IQ, I just don’t test well.

3) Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder

4) I’m so glad my film didn’t get into Sundance. It’s gotten so commercial.

5) We find living in Hoboken/Park Slope/Astoria/Riverdale/Bergenfield/Red Bank/Trenton/Happauge much hipper than the City.

6) The only thing I want in a car is something that doesn’t break down.

7) Maybe my kid didn’t get into Harvard, but at least he knows how to change a light bulb.

8) I always put on an extra few pounds in the winter – keeps me warm.

9) Why don’t I wear a thong? It’s a comfort thing.

10) Yeah, no, I love walking my girlfriend’s dog.

9 Comments:

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband and I don't have sex as often as we did in our 20s, but when we do it's so much more satisfying.

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not the size, it's what you do with it.

 
At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spend quality time with my kids.

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Golden Years!

 
At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life begins at 40.

 
At 4:44 AM, Anonymous Allison said...

I'm sure once my son goes off to college and gets away from the watchful eye of me and my husband he'll meet a girl and stop hanging out with only guys.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where's he going to college, Allison... Morocco?

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time alone is such an underrated luxury!

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only users lose drugs!

 

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