Saturday

Even More Loser Rationalizations

1) I never take it personally.

2) My husband has the hots for the college girl next door -- let’s see her when she’s had a few kids.

3) Why buy Ralph Lauren when you can get the same exact stuff at T.J. Max without the stupid horse.

4) Bald is sexy.

5) I’d hate being famous, getting noticed every place you go.

6) I’d never want to own a Ferari – too damn temperamental.

7) I really don’t eat that much -- I’m big-boned.

8) I really don’t eat that much – it’s a glandular thing.

9) I really don’t eat that much – I have a slow metabolism.

10) I didn’t get fired – my job was eliminated.

4 Comments:

At 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could go to Tiffany's to get her an anniversary present, but a poem means so much more.

 
At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's lonely at the top.

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger marvin said...

I refuse to get on the fast-track because I want to spend more time with my kids...once I have kids...after I get married ... once I find the right girl... and cure this impotence thing.

 
At 7:01 AM, Anonymous TD of NJ said...

Losing instills more compassion
for those wonderful humans that
surrond us and a true appreciation
for their intellect! It provides
me the value of the nuclear bomb!!

 

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